First Comments Disstrack

(yo, check

the thread)

(here

they

go

again)

Watching a video on my phone today

Scroll on down just to see what they say

Open the comments, expecting a thought Instead of a critique,

look what I got A sea of caps lock filling my screen

The dumbest routine that I've ever seen

First! First! Everybody scream "First!" Yeah,

a thousand people repeating the worst Buddy,

someone beat you by an hour or three

Why you gotta claim it for the world to see?

First! First! Acting four years old This comment never gets old,

it just gets told!

Look at the timestamp,

check out the date

Bro, you were thirty-five minutes too late You didn't watch the clip,

didn't hear a sound Just rushed to the keys like a contest

in town

Begging for likes with zero reply

I rub my eyes and let out a sigh

Are you proud of that prize?

Did a trophy arrive?

(nah,

nothing arrived) Here it comes again,

round two!

First! First! Everybody scream "First!" Yeah,

a thousand people repeating the worst

Buddy, someone beat you by an hour or three

Why you gotta claim it for the world to see?

First! First! Acting four years old This comment never gets old,

it just gets told!

"Pin me please! Love your channel so much!" "Who's watching this right

now,

raise a hand, stay in touch!"

(please stop)

(it's painful,

honestly)

First! First! Everybody scream "First!" Yeah,

a thousand people repeating the worst Buddy,

someone beat you by an hour or three

There's no medal given,

you're not king of the sea!

First! First! Acting four years old This comment genuinely is the worst

ever told!

(congrats, you were thirty-second) (hahaha)