

(beep
boop, ah)
Chilling in Falador, minding my own
Just trying to mine some runite stone
With my fire cape on and my dragon plate
Didn't think a glitch would seal my fate
I hit the wrong key,
the armor came off The chat log froze,
I heard a quiet scoff
(oh no,
oh no)
An accidental slip in the pixel square
Suddenly everybody's standing there!
My avatar exposed to the Lumbridge crowd
Oh the local chat is laughing out loud!
Mod Mark is typing,
my heart starts to race
How do I log out to save my face?
Grand Exchange is buzzing,
they're taking a screen
Most embarrassing thing that the realm has seen
It was a wardrobe mishap,
a terrible click Never unequip your chainbody so quick
(why did I click that,
oh man)
An accidental slip in the pixel square
Suddenly everybody's standing there!
My avatar exposed to the Lumbridge crowd
Oh the local chat is laughing out loud!
No more Varrock strolls for me
Banned by the moderators of the land
(goodbye, sweet GP)