Fartpocalypse Now
Yo, yo, yo, what's that smell?
James just farted, we're going to hell!
(oh no!) Open the windows,
unlock the door James let one rip and we can't take no
more!
James! James!
What have you done?!
That fart just outran everyone!
Grab your gas mask,
get out of sight We're evacuating the building tonight!
(get out! get out!) James just cleared out the whole damn room!
Run to the left!
Run to the right!
Somebody call the evacuation team tonight!
James ate some beans,
then he sat in his chair Five seconds later,
there was gas everywhere!
The dog ran out,
the cat took flight Even the neighbors said,
"We're outta here tonight!" (bye!) The fire alarm rang,
the whole school ran The principal screamed,
"Who's the farting man?!" James stood there laughing,
proud of his blast (hahaha) While everybody else was running real fast!
Evacuate! Evacuate! Get out the door!
James just farted, we can't take no more!
Gas mask on! Don't look back!
James just dropped a nuclear attack!
Red alert!
Red alert! James just destroyed his shirt!
Sirens blaring, the sky turned green That's the worst fart anyone's ever
seen! (it's green, y'all!)
Now James is outside,
standing alone Farting so loud it shakes the phone!
The building is empty,
the streets are clear But James just farted again— (run!)
Everybody
run!
He's still
here!