

Got my grandma on speed dial,
I call that Instagram
I'm gonna drop 83 like my first name was Bam It's a
shot at the buzzer,
I'm gonna call game
I'm shooting from half court,
I feel like I'm Dame I got on the mic
and I started spittin' flames
My brother's right next to me,
he's playing the game
Yeah,
it's Gabe on the mic,
and you know I got those bars
Do not talk to me if you're not talking about that paper
I'm gonna ask my barber
to give me a taper I smacked my little brother 'cause he
smelled like a nickel
Then I had a snack and I ate me some pickles Smacked
the dude in Fall Zone like he's in a
I'm on the toilet right now,
recording while I poop
This guy made me angry,
so I slapped him in his knees Guys,
I have to go,
I have to take care of my niece
Gotta get my dog checked,
I think he has the fleas I just took a poop and
now I think I have to pee That guy is my opp
and his first name's Earl I saw him in the streets and
said "sweet mother of pearl!"
I got on the mic
and I started spittin' flames
My brother's right next to me,
he's playing the game Yeah,
it's Gabe on the mic,
and you know I got those bars
Copped my first ski mask,
I need some new opps I can't stay out too late,
I gotta go at 9 o'clock I don't have any enemies,
I'm sweet as some sugar When I'm at home alone,
I get to picking on my boogers I have to keep rapping
to get my family out the trenches
Like a water buoy I get to sitting on the benches I
think I'll get to streaming,
I feel like Tyler Blevins The opps ran up on me,
and I said, "Oh,
great heavens!" My brother is annoying,
so I hit him with a bike When I got inside the
studio, they tried to take my mic
Raised my hand in class,
and then I got the answer wrong
Guys, I have to go,
the song is getting kinda long