I Like Chinese

(one, two, three, four!)

The world today

seems absolutely crackers With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky-high

There's fools and idiots

sitting on the trigger It's depressing,

and it's senseless, and that's why

I like Chinese (ooh-yeah)

I like Chinese

They only come up

to your knees Yet they're always friendly,

and they're ready to please

I like Chinese

I like Chinese

There's nine hundred million of them in the world today You'd better

learn to like them;

that's what I say

I like Chinese (yeah)