China Dan’s Countout
(hahaha) Yeah, let's talk about Dan from the block
China Dan,
yeah
Gap-toothed grin, face looking squashed in Acting real tough but you never
gonna win Remember that night when you thought you were grand Till
a little man stepped up,
cue ball in hand
Three feet tall,
holding green striped eight
Nearly took you out,
sealed your heavy fate
(oh no)
Oh,
China Dan, you're a comedy show
Wish you had the wit that we already know In the shadow
of Coose, you're locked in the dark
Tryna spark a flame but you ain't got the spark (never got
the spark)
Selling that Caribbean food on the side But there's nowhere left for
your cooking to hide
Soggy plantains and some dried-out rice
Not even worth a single pound coin price
(not even a quid) Keep your dry chicken,
we don't want no more
Take your squashed face right out of the door
Always tryna copy, always tryna joke But your punchlines vanish like a
puff of smoke
Coose is the king,
he's the master of the laugh
You're just a footnote on the dusty path (forever in the shadow,
yeah)
Oh, China Dan, you're a comedy show
Wish you had the wit that we already know In the shadow
of Coose, you're locked in the dark
Tryna spark a flame but you ain't got the spark (never got
the spark)
Keep your pool balls,
keep your cheap food (hahaha) We out here with the real comedy
crew
Shadows are long, Dan (peace)