Giant lizard life!
Ahhh…
Finally.
Big house.
Big dreams.
Everything I’ve ever wanted…
All mine.
Woke up in a mansion with a million-dollar view,
Got a swimming pool shining in a perfect shade of blue.
Gold around my neck,
got a car outside,
Everything I ever wanted finally arrived!
Got my name in lights,
got my face on the screen,
Living every little second of my childhood dream.
Got a hundred people calling just to ask how I’ve been,
And a golden little throne that I like to sit in!
I said, “I’m the greatest!
Yeah, I’m number one!” Looking at the clouds while I’m laughing at
the sun. But the sky turned black,
and the thunder rolled twice,
And a voice from above said— “YOU’VE FORGOTTEN TO BE NICE.”
Lightning strikes! (BOOM!) Feel the ground shake!
(BOOM!) Something’s happening, And I think I’ve made a mistake!
My hands are growing claws,
My feet are breaking through the floor!
(Deep heavenly voice) “YOUR ARROGANCE SHALL BE PUNISHED!”
My skin turns green,
my teeth grow sharp,
My tail swings round,
and knocks apart my car!
I’m growing taller, I’m growing wide,
Now I’m looking at the rooftops FROM THE OTHER SIDE!
(RAAAAAAAAH!) Wait a second… I’ve got a TAIL?!
THIS IS AWESOME!
I’M LIVING THE FUN LIFE! (HEY!)
BIG TEETH, BIG TAIL,
BIG TIME! (WOAH!) YOU TRIED TO GIVE ME A PUNISHMENT,
BUT I’M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!
STOMP-STOMP! SHAKE THE FLOOR!
ROAR-ROAR! GIMME SOME MORE!
OH-OH-OH! I’M FEELING ALRIGHT!
I’M A GIANT GREEN LIZARD— AND I’M LIVING THE FUN LIFE!
LA-LA-LA-LIZARD LIFE!
RA-RA-RA-ROAR ALL NIGHT! BIG-BIG-BIG,
I’M TWENTY STORIES HIGH!
AND I’M LIVING THE FUN LIFE!
(clap, clap! stomp, stomp!) TAIL SWING LEFT!
(HEY!) TAIL SWING RIGHT!
(HEY!) WHO KNEW A CURSE COULD FEEL SO NICE?!
(BOOM! BOOM!
BOOM!)
LIVING THE FUN LIFE!
Used to need a limousine,
now I walk over traffic,
Got a giant pair of claws and I think they’re fantastic!
Used to take a plane just to visit somewhere new,
Now I swim across the ocean with a dolphin crew!
Got a mountain for a pillow,
got a waterfall shower,
Got a hundred little birds chilling on my shoulder tower.
Used to eat a fancy dinner with a silver-plated fork,
Now I munch a giant sandwich bigger than New York!
People in the streets looking up at my face,
I’m doing little dance moves in a parking space.
Got a thousand camera flashes every time I smile,
And my tail’s got its own fan club stretching for a mile!
God said, “THIS WAS MEANT TO MAKE YOU SUFFER!” I said,
“COULD YOU MAKE MY SCALES A LITTLE TOUGHER?” “WHAT?!”
I’ve got claws! (YEAH!) I’ve got scales!
(YEAH!) I’ve got a hundred-foot SUPER AWESOME TAIL!
No more tiny doors,
No more boring nine-to-five!
I’M A WALKING DINOSAUR— AND I’VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!
I’M LIVING THE FUN LIFE!
(HEY!) BIG TEETH, BIG TAIL,
BIG TIME! (WOAH!) YOU TRIED TO GIVE ME A PUNISHMENT,
BUT I’M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!
STOMP-STOMP! SHAKE THE FLOOR!
ROAR-ROAR! GIMME SOME MORE!
OH-OH-OH! I’M FEELING ALRIGHT!
I’M A GIANT GREEN LIZARD— AND I’M LIVING THE FUN LIFE!
LA-LA-LA-LIZARD LIFE! RA-RA-RA-ROAR ALL NIGHT!
BIG-BIG-BIG, I’M TWENTY STORIES HIGH!
AND I’M LIVING THE FUN LIFE!
I thought I needed money,
I thought I needed fame.
A thousand shiny trophies With my name upon the frame.
But now I watch the sunrise From above the tallest trees,
Living the fun life!