NO INTEL - Low IQ Anthem 3

(yeah yeah)

bzzzt! Intel who? (oo-oo-oo) CPU?

more like

C-U-pee!

I got a laptop with a blue sticker,

pink glitter on the lid He said "go Intel,

it’s reliable" bro I said "nah,

you’re a kid" Core i5,

Core i7, core meltdown,

core regret Thermal throttling in the summer,

fan sounds like a jet He’s got the old sticker shock,

I got the new sticker “STOP” Boycott the blue team,

put that chip on top?

Nope!

It’s giving monopoly, it’s giving lawsuit,

it’s giving "oops we broke the law" EU fines in billions,

antitrust in millions, still they want applause Government bailout,

red white and blueout,

now the feds got shares Trump tweeting “Buy American!” while your wallet

disappears

Friends don't let friends buy Intel,

because Intel is the worst Chip company who has the worst corporate

history of always been the worst at everything and always breaking the

laws of fair trade and has been convicted and fined billions for

anticompetitive behaviors and is now owned partly by the USA Government and

Trump now makes massive profits whenever anyone buys Intel as the USA

Government

has bailed them out recently and now owns major stake in them...

we all must boycott Intel or its a sign of low Intelligence

to blindly buy them

(yeah!) No Intel, no Intel,

low IQ if you

buy it!

Dropped the price, dropped the frame,

dropped the drivers, dropped the game “Intel Inside” yeah inside your bank

account going down the drain AMD on the left,

Apple on the right,

ARM on my phone shining bright Why you buying blue when the

whole web says “goodnight”?

It’s hyperpop, it’s hyperfast,

it’s hyper-doom, it’s hyper-crash If your PC bluescreens at the bash,

that’s a Intel flash

It’s giving monopoly, it’s giving lawsuit,

it’s giving “we did it again”

Lobbying in DC, while gamers cry “no frames” Bailed out by the

state, now the state gets paid Every chip you buy,

Trump gets high? Nah,

we won’t play

B-a-y-b-y, don’t you buy it B-a-y-b-y,

it’s a lie, it Bailout baby,

bailout baby, government money If you love Intel,

your IQ is funny (doo-doo-doo)

No

Intel! Low IQ! Boycott blue!

Buy AMD, buy you!

Friends

don’t let

friends buy

Intel, period. If you do,

we know you’re…

low intelligence.