Muscle Mittens

(meow) Down in the hallway,

pacing the floor

Two heavy shadows right by the door

Sam is a powerhouse,

built like a brick

One look at those shoulders,

you know it's no trick

Then comes Grey with the silver coat shine

Leaping up high on a vertical line

No ordinary kittens

sleeping all day

They're working those muscles,

clearing the way

Oh, Sam and Grey,

the strongest in town (so strong)

Heavyweight champions, never look down

Leaping the counters, guarding the flat

Show some respect for the muscular cat

My aunt looks on with a smile and a sigh

As another heavy jump goes flying on high

No scratching post can hold up this weight

They're pacing the kitchen,

commanding the plate (feed us now)

They don't run,

they march in stride

Feline power, feline pride

(yeah,

watch them move)

Oh, Sam and Grey,

the strongest in town (so strong)

Heavyweight champions, never look down

Leaping the counters, guarding the flat

Show some respect for the muscular cat

Sam and Grey,

yeah

(meow) flexing on the windowsill