Penny Pinching Julius
Yeah,
we talkin' 'bout Julius Every single penny,
double-checked (ahahahaha)
He counts the lightbulbs,
counts the bread
Got two jobs and a shiny bald head
Watch your feet, don't scuff the floor That's two cents you threw
out the door If you spill that milk,
that's four cents gone He's checking every single receipt until the dawn (woo)
Julius!
He's the tightwad king! (yeah)
Save a buck on everything!
Julius!
He got that monkey butt vibe
Penny pinching head of the tribe! (unh)
He knows the cost of the air you breathe Buy a generic
brand before you leave
No thermostat, put on a coat
That extra dollar got him by the throat
Tightwad butt when the lightbill's due
He'll squeeze a nickel till it turns to blue (ha!)
Bald head shining in the kitchen light
Calculating cents all through the night
Monkey butt, saving every single dime
(every single time)
Julius! He's the tightwad king! (yeah)
Save a buck on everything!
Julius!
He got that monkey butt vibe
Penny pinching head of the tribe!
(that's my money!)
Yeah, turn that heater off
That's fifty cents a minute (shhh) (hmmm)