Dead Mall Riot
Check the shutter. Check the gate.
Sale is over, you're
all too late. (click-clack) Back behind the pretzel stand,
barricade the glass Clearance on aisle four,
chew through the brass
Got a coupon for the cure,
but the register is dead Point-blank receipt printed right inside your head
(They're lining up!) Escalator's jammed with a rotten entourage
Fashion victims crawling out the subterranean garage Keep the receipt,
leave the coat on the hanger
Two-for-one discount right across your jaw,
banger! (All sales final,
sweetheart)
CLEARANCE RACK!
TAKE IT BACK! WHOLE DAMN COMMERCE UNDER ATTACK!
BITE THE RECEIPT,
TEAR OFF THE TAG!
THROW THE
ROT IN A PLASTIC BAG!
Perfume counter soaked, whole corridor reeking Scent of stale lilies while the
fire alarm is squeaking Shopper with no jaw want a fifty-percent slice
Take a lead markdown,
that's a bargain-bin price
(Ooh, look at those heels!) Card declined,
brain matter on the tile Grab a new clip,
gotta clear another aisle Security guard shambling with his teeth falling out
Sir, no running, that's what rules are all about!
CLEARANCE RACK!
TAKE IT BACK! WHOLE DAMN COMMERCE UNDER ATTACK!
BITE THE RECEIPT,
TEAR OFF THE TAG!
THROW THE ROT IN A PLASTIC BAG!
No returns.
No exchanges.
(hihihi) Down to nine rounds and a rusty price gun.
If you're looking for customer service...
You found the right counter.
(Attention shoppers...)
CLEARANCE RACK!
TAKE IT BACK! WHOLE DAMN COMMERCE UNDER ATTACK!
BITE THE RECEIPT,
TEAR OFF THE TAG!
THROW THE ROT IN A PLASTIC BAG!
(Closing time!) SWIPE THAT CARD!
DUST THAT BONE!
LAST MAN STANDING IN THE MEGAPLEX ALONE!