Assault of the Itch
(grrrrgh!) I was working hard on the construction line Dust was flying,
everything seemed fine When all of a sudden my lower half went
wild
No longer acting like a grown-up child (nooo!) My body started shaking,
I began to squirm
My skin is on fire,
I'm starting to flinch I can't stop the twitch,
I gotta scratch this itch!
My butt's itchy, my butt's itchy,
yes!
My butt's itchy, my butt's itchy,
yeah!
It's way more itchy
than a mosquito bite
Yeah, my butt's itchy,
fighting this fight!
Standing on the scaffolding,
trying to cope But this intense sensation is beyond all hope It's
worse than a rash from the deep wild wood
I'd stop flinching now if I only could
My butt's itchy, my butt's itchy,
yes!
It's more itchy than a rash,
what a mess!
My butt's itchy, my butt's itchy,
oh!
It's more itchy than a kitty with fleas on the go! (owww!)
My butt's... itchy! (grrrrgh)