

Hey Andy!
Hey Andy!
You've got a stack of half-remembered jokes And you scream across the
hallway to us folks
(Yo!) No toaster running till the clock strikes ten Yeah,
you've laid down the kitchen law again
And you're looking through the window at the neighbor's weeds While you're
checking what the garden needs
Hey Andy! Look at that glorious rain
Filling up the tank,
washing down the drain Hey Andy!
Feed the magpies on the lawn
They get their breakfast first thing at dawn (ooh-ooh-ooh)
You take a look at my hands,
call them work fingers While the echo of your shouting still lingers
Ever since we got the puppy,
things have changed Now my name has been completely rearranged
You call me Amanda like I'm in deep disgrace (uh-oh) I wish
you'd call me Mands with a smile
on your face
But you're yelling from the kitchen to the bedroom door That's the
standard protocol forevermore!
Hey Andy!
Look at that glorious rain
Filling up the tank,
washing down the drain Hey Andy!
Feed the magpies on the lawn
They get their breakfast first thing at dawn (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Hey Andy...
Could you call me Mands again?
Hey Andy! (hahaha)