

Yo, checking the scale,
checking the
richter EJ, yeah, let me paint you a picture
Seventeen years old, doing nothing all day
On the couch, wasting all his life away
Five foot something, looking up at the sky
Unemployed status, but he's acting so high
How you seventeen with zero income to show?
Sitting on the sofa while the world starts to grow
When EJ moves, the whole floor shakes
Seismograph reading all the ground he breaks Looks like a walrus on
the shore, no doubt (hahaha)
Yeah, the couch is sinking when he's hanging out
Five foot something, yeah you stand real small But you make a
big impact when you hit the wall No job,
no plan, just a screen in your face
Tusks on your grin,
yeah you're out of the race (woo) Every single step is a
tectonic shift
Better get a job,
try to give yourself a lift
When EJ moves, the whole floor shakes
Seismograph reading all the ground he breaks Looks like a walrus on
the shore, no doubt (hahaha)
Yeah, the couch is sinking when he's hanging out
Seventeen and stuck on the floor (yeah)
Walrus sound knockin' at the door Get up,
EJ. (ahhhh)