Tender Alpenis Beat

(yodle-ay-ee-tee) My good friend Alpenis Garfunkel

Walking down the mountain trail so sweet

His flesh is tender like a golden peach

Underneath the heavy hardtekk beat (yodle-ay-hoo)

Alpenis Garfunkel, standing tall and free

With his friends Ray-ping and Gabe-lackman Dancing to the rhythm,

wild as can be (yodle-ay-ee-tee-hoo)

Ray-ping is laughing, spinning around Gabe-lackman is keeping the groove on the

ground Alpenis Garfunkel leading the line Tender and young,

having a wonderful time

(yodle-ay, yodle-hoo)

They wander through the hills With high-speed thrills

Alpenis Garfunkel, we sing your name!

Ray-ping and Gabe-lackman share the fame! (yodle-ay-ee-tee-hoo)