Potty Parade Showdown

(giggle) Whoa, look at this cool

house!

Mommy,

look at this giant hall

Sofas lining up against the wall

But in the middle of the clean white room

I found a special porcelain throne to bloom!

Look at me!

Look at me!

Sitting on the toilet so proud and free!

(hee hee) Right in the store,

I'm doing a poo!

Everybody look,

I did it for you!

People are walking, people stop and stare

Mommy's running over with a look of despair (uh oh)

But I'm not finished,

I'm making a sound

Sharing my big moment with everyone around!

Look at me!

Look at me!

Sitting on the toilet so proud and free!

(yay!) Right in the store,

I'm doing a poo!

Everybody look,

I did it for you!

It doesn't even flush!

(hahaha) All done!