China Dan’s Countout

(hahaha) Yeah,

let's talk about Dan from the block

China Dan,

yeah

Gap-toothed grin, face looking squashed in Acting real tough but you never

gonna win Remember that night when you thought you were grand Till

a little man stepped up,

cue ball in hand Three feet tall,

holding green striped eight

Nearly took you out,

sealed your heavy fate (oh no)

Oh, China Dan, you're a comedy show

Wish you had the wit that we already know In the shadow

of Coose, you're locked in the dark Tryna spark a flame but

you ain't got the spark (never got the spark)

Selling that Caribbean food on the side But there's nowhere left for

your cooking to hide

Soggy plantains and some dried-out rice Not even worth a single pound

coin price (not even a quid) Keep your dry chicken,

we don't want no more

Take your squashed face right out of the door

Always tryna copy, always tryna joke But your punchlines vanish like a

puff of smoke

Coose is the king,

he's the master of the laugh You're just a footnote on the

dusty path

(forever in the shadow,

yeah)

Oh, China Dan, you're a comedy show

Wish you had the wit that we already know In the shadow

of Coose, you're locked in the dark Tryna spark a flame but

you ain't got the spark (never

got

the spark)

Keep your pool balls,

keep your cheap food (hahaha)

We out here with the real comedy crew

Shadows are long,

Dan (peace)