Tiny Fury Unleashed
(hahaha) Yo Camden, stand up straight man
Oh wait, that is you standing up?
Little Camden stomping around the floor
Five foot nothing staring up at the door
Face turning red like an overheating kettle
Looking for an argument he can never settle
Veins popping out on your forehead tight
Looking like a garden gnome ready for a fight
Stepping to a playground starting up beef
Fists clenched hard like you lost your relief (chill out man)
Little man Camden losing his mind
Mad at the world,
leaving patience behind
Pressed by a second grader on the slide
Got your tiny ego hurt,
nowhere to hide
Losing your cool to a seven year old
(hahaha) Cutest little breakdown ever been told
Kid took your spot on the swings,
you threw a fit
Started screaming red faced,
throwing a tantrum bit
Seven years on earth and he looked you in your eye
Said 'mister why you mad?
Don't start to cry'
You had to look him level right at chest height
Ready to throw hands with a child in broad daylight
Blood pressure sky high,
screaming at a youth Whole block laughing 'cause they know the truth
(sit down little guy)
Little man Camden losing his mind
Mad at the world,
leaving patience behind
Pressed by a second grader on the slide
Got your tiny ego hurt,
nowhere to hide
Losing your cool to a seven year old
Cutest little breakdown ever been told
Take a deep breath,
count down to three
Go buy a booster seat and leave the kid be
Nap time's calling Camden
Don't blow a fuse again (waaaah)
Somebody get this man a juice box
Before he tries to fight a kindergarten class
Later Camden
Grow up man
Literally