Chip Lies and Totally Bad Buys

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Gather 'round mates, let me tell you a tale Of a giant

tech giant whose chips always fail They broke every rule in the

fair trade book Fined billions of dollars for the bribes that they

took They blocked competition,

got caught in the act

Check the court records,

yeah, that is a fact

They had the worst run in history

Now they need help from the treasury

Bailed out by the state just to stay afloat

Now we're paying for their sinking boat

Friends don't let friends buy Intel,

it's true

Because Intel is the worst chip company for you

Now the government owns a massive stake inside And Trump makes a

profit while their failures hide So boycott the brand,

don't be acting dense Buying that silicon shows low intelligence!

Yeah, the taxpayers saved them,

a massive bail out Now the bureaucrats run them,

without any doubt

Every single purchase goes straight to the top While their hot power-hungry

processors flop

They overheat, they crash,

they decline Why buy a heater when you want to design?

Friends don't let friends buy Intel,

it's true

Because Intel is the worst chip company for you

Now the government owns a massive stake inside And Trump makes a

profit while their failures hide So boycott the brand,

don't be acting dense Buying that silicon shows low intelligence!

Don't do it, mate.

Put the blue box down.

(hahaha) Yeah, grab something that actually works.