All In, Pt. 1
Two-thousand and one,
two,
three,
four,
five,
six,
seven, eight!
Life is great! Met my soulmate!
That’s not all, I recall,
playin’ Barbie’s it was team Edward versus a ridiculous pack of dogs.
Oops, my bad, best daughter that I ever had!
A thousand reels of film I’m a tree,
I’m ridiculously good looking!
Star Wars, horrors, gore and more!
Fighting fists, drinkin’ piss,
too many to list!
Interpretive dancing our way beyond twilight- wait!?
There’s another one!? Add a couple ones,
and we just…
Moved in…
To - gether!
Life couldn’t be better!
It was heaven, then two thousand,
and- E
- leven!
I was like, yo,
baby, whipped out the ring- hark!
Angels began to sing!
Proposal and marriage, miss you oaks park!
Sellwood slur, Jurassic spark!
You dropped your ice cream,
we’re getting married. Continue law-ging hours of karaoke.
Wedding bells, ring into outer space,
we’re about to leave this place- I’m on a boat!
Honey moon shines bright in a dark sky,
crushed hopes but we’re doing fine.
When danger lurks- just call dad!
Life just said-
yo!
Check this out!
We said- whoah! That’s-
What we’re…
Talking about!
I’ll take some more of that!
Sexy time! Sexy time!
Sexy time!
It’s the end of the world as we know it,
and I
feel fine! Bahamas and llamas,
ancient ruins, what we’re doin’.
Galveston across the gulf again,
Mayan, tryin’ to connect within.
The ancient walls and donkey balls,
coffee just became-
Religion!
The seed was squirted in and one poked a little egg.
SPLOOSH! It’s a boy!
And he was planned!
Roots tour!
Just found the keys to our success,
no rest for the wicked and enlightened ones.
Rapid Fire, life’s experience shot from big guns.
The fun was sharing tons with the loved ones.
Now it would be near the year two thousand and 18,
just the beginning,
of a whole lot more things…and stuff