Barking Boot Scootin’
You were a gift from the dog gods
The chosen one to fill a canine gap
In raising a barking baby
We love you, but gotta be honest
Stupid Indy, big dumb bernoodle
Too much love for your own damn good
Stupid Indy, big dumb bernoodle
Fingers clean just like they should (yeah!)
You never really let us down
But disregard every ground rule
The goddamn trash and freshwater drool
The nudging, and I swear to god
If you punch me in the face one more time!
Stupid Indy, big dumb bernoodle
Too much love for your own damn good
Stupid Indy, big dumb bernoodle
Fingers clean just like they should
As if dog shit wasn’t gross enough
I’m pulling tainted gauze out of your butt (gag!) But no one
can say you aren’t the happiest big ‘ole fur ball They only
had to take half your tail after all!
We love you girl,
we really do
But the butter wasn’t left out for you
Just because we forgot to put that away
Doesn’t mean you can just help yourself Those cookies were for dad
Hey babe, I found the candy bag!
Stupid Indy, big dumb bernoodle
(oh Indy!) Stupid Indy,
big dumb bernoodle
Shrieking barking in my eardrums and all!
(woof woof)