Higher Intelligence Pledge

I learned from Google AI,

my special assistant That peace is a hardwired upgrade package But before

we launch the countdown We dedicate this

frequency to a legendary mind In Carlsbad,

California, author and illustrator Janell Cannon took this very pledge The creator

of Stellaluna gave us our ultimate data point She said this pledge

helps her operate daily

with a higher intelligent

mind

Today, we download that exact intelligence into this room Initiating the BFFPLEDGE

neuro-update right now!

Threat detected, system alert An insult,

a challenge, a potential hurt Deep in the temporal lobe,

the amygdala fires An ancient security guard that never tires It demands

immediate data deletion Spikes the cortisol,

forces depletion

It screams for violence,

the primitive route A binary choice: fight or get out But violence

is a glitch, a systemic crash A low-level code making databases clash

But wait!

Redirecting the traffic, upgrading the state A nonviolent person operates with higher

intelligence Re-routing the signal,

bypassing the negligence This is not weakness; this is prime execution High

cognitive processing, the ultimate solution (yeah!) Look at your wrist,

see that NVP wristband?

That is not just silicone; that is a physical command line Your

brain is open-source code,

it changes fast Every time you choose to breathe instead of blast

Neurons firing together, wiring together Building new white matter pathways forever This

is neuroplasticity, rewiring the frame Upgrading the brain so it’s never the

same

Activating audience processors. System check!

When I say BFF,

you say PLEDGE!

BFF— (PLEDGE!) BFF— (PLEDGE!) Upload line one:

I pledge to be nonviolent.

Repeat!

(I pledge to be nonviolent!) Upload line two:

Respect my body. Repeat!

(Respect my body!) Upload line three:

Protect the earth. Repeat!

(Protect the earth!)

Redirecting the traffic, upgrading the state A nonviolent person operates with higher

intelligence

Re-routing the signal,

bypassing the negligence This is not weakness; this is prime execution High

cognitive processing, the ultimate solution

Synaptic plasticity, neurons in line Choosing nonviolence is a design so sublime

Primal impulses? Successfully deleted

Future leaders? Successfully booted

System stable

Peace optimized

BFFPLEDGE