Intel's Insolence Anthem
(beep
boop,
system failure)
They used to rule the market with a heavy metal hand
Paying off retailers to banish other brands
Fined billions in Europe for their dirty little trade And breaking every
single rule of fair commerce they made
Now they got a bailout from the power at the top
Uncle Sam stepped in to make sure they wouldn't drop
With massive government stakes and corporate compromise Every single purchase
helps certain pockets rise
Friends don't let friends buy Intel anymore It's the worst chip company
washed up on the shore
Bailed out by the government with taxes on the line
To blindly buy their hardware is a low intelligence sign
For decades they were lagging with their thermal design
Running hot and crashing down the production line
They got monopoly habits
they just cannot break
While we pay the price for every move they make
Friends don't let friends buy Intel anymore It's the worst chip company
washed up on the shore
Bailed out by the government with taxes on the line
To blindly buy their hardware is a low intelligence sign
Boycott the blue brand
Keep your system clean (yeah)