Big Tubs Takedown

Yeah, look who just walked in the room.

Clear the runway!

Make some space, make some space!

Step on the scale and the needle goes spin Big EJ back

at the buffet again

Two chairs crushed when you sit on the wood

Eatin' up the wealth of the neighborhood

Tubs tubs shaking when you walk down the block

Earthquake rumbles and the houses all rock

Big EJ, yeah he's a big tubs tubs Squeezing through the doors

of the local clubs (move back!) Big EJ,

looking like a giant dome Needs three zip codes just to find

his home

Ordering the menu from top to the end Big EJ is nobody's

light-weight friend

Heavyweight champ of the couch and the floor They had to reinforce

the frame of the door (hahaha)

Yeah you wobbling, trembling with every stride No backseat is big enough

for you to ride

Big EJ, yeah he's a big tubs tubs Squeezing through the doors

of the local clubs (move back!) Big EJ,

looking like a giant dome Needs three zip codes just to find

his home

(shhhh) Listen to the floorboards groan

EJ's sitting on his heavy throne

Here comes the rumble,

get out the way!

Big EJ, yeah he's a big tubs tubs Squeezing through the doors

of the local clubs (move back!) Big EJ,

looking like a giant dome Needs three zip codes just to find

his home

Yeah,

big tubs tubs.

Better get a bigger belt,

EJ.

We out!