Pork and Pearl Wars

Yeah, look at what they are cooking up now Oh,

that

is nasty!

Tom Pearl at the table with an empty plate

Eating absolute garbage, didn't even hesitate

(yuck) Then John Pork rings the bell with a squeal and a

shout

They are serving up the worst things you could think about (hahaha)

Tom Truffle in the corner being such a weirdo

They are eating actual trash on the floor!

(oh no) Tom Pearl and his friends always begging for more

John Pork on the line,

yeah he thinks it's a treat But nobody should ever watch these

weirdos eat!

Tom Truffle starts digging in the backyard dirt

Got a mouthful of mud on his favorite shirt

John Pork does a dance while he eats from the bin (ewww)

It's a bizarre display,

where do we even begin?

He is a weirdo,

yeah he is a clown (such a clown) Eating all the bad

stuff all over town

Why they doing this?

Nobody knows!

They are eating actual trash on the floor!

(oh no)

Tom Pearl and his friends always begging for more

John Pork on the line,

yeah he thinks it's a treat

But nobody should ever watch these weirdos eat!

Yeah,

wash your hands, man (please) That's just disgusting

Tom, you're a total weirdo