Chrome On My Body
(BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!) Ughhh…
Five more minutes…
Wait.
Why did my hand make that noise?
Why are my fingers chrome?!
SYSTEM ONLINE.
BATTERY: ONE HUNDRED PERCENT.
EXCUSE ME?!
OOPS! I’M A ROBOT!
(BEEP-BEEP!) CHROME ON MY BODY!
(SHEESH-SHEESH!) WOKE UP METAL,
NOW I’M FEELING SO FLY!
GOT A LITTLE RED LASER IN MY EYE!
CLICK-CLACK! BOOM-BOOM! DANCING LIKE A ROBOT IN MY BEDROOM!
OH-OH-OH! WHAT A LIFE!
WENT TO BED HUMAN,
WOKE UP WI-FI! BOT-BOT-BOT!
(HEY!) ROCK-ROCK-ROCK! (HEY!) SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO MAKE IT STOP!
Actually… DON’T!
Rolled out of bed,
nearly cracked the floor,
Shiny metal face staring back from the door.
Tried to brush my teeth,
broke the brush in two,
Mirror’s showing SOFTWARE UPDATE DUE!
Breakfast is a charging cable now!
Called my best friend,
said, "Something ain't right!" He said,
"Dude, why are your eyeballs LED lights?" Rockets in my ankles,
speakers in my feet!
Jumped and landed right on the roof,
Neighbour’s looking up like,
"WHERE’S THE PROOF?!" Triple backflips in a parking space!
One beep, two beeps,
three beeps, four, Buttons I ain't seen before!
Five lights, six lights,
seven lights glow, Switch on my shoulder and I don't even know—
DANCE MODE ACTIVATED.
Me: "Wait, what does that—"
OH NO!
OOPS! I’M A ROBOT!
(BEEP-BEEP!) CHROME ON MY BODY!
(SHEESH-SHEESH!) WOKE UP METAL,
NOW I’M FEELING SO FLY!
GOT A LITTLE RED LASER IN MY EYE!
CLICK-CLACK! BOOM-BOOM! DANCING LIKE A ROBOT IN MY BEDROOM!
OH-OH-OH! WHAT A LIFE!
WENT TO BED HUMAN,
WOKE UP WI-FI! BOT-BOT-BOT!
(HEY!) ROCK-ROCK-ROCK!
(HEY!) SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO MAKE IT STOP!
NEGATIVE.
BEEP-BOOP, BEEP-BOOP, BA-DA-DING! METAL LITTLE FEET GOT A BRAND-NEW SWING!
ZIP-ZAP, CLICK-CLACK, TURN IT UP LOUD!
I’M THE ONLY ROBOT DANCING IN THE CROWD!
B-B-B-BOT MODE!
One week later, got a brand-new style,
Chrome sneakers and a digital smile!
Got a built-in GPS,
never getting lost, Turbo-speed engine,
don’t care what it costs!
Used to take the bus,
now I race the train,
Got a windshield wiper built in my brain!
Left hand’s a blender,
right hand’s a phone,
Cinema projector chilling at home.
Charge up friends' phones just by shaking their hand,
Built-in DJ system, one-robot band!
Footsteps make a beat,
heartbeat’s a clock, Teaching robot dancing all around the block!
One beep, two beeps,
three beeps, four, Every single day discovering more!
Five lights, six lights,
seven lights glow, Button on my back marked TURBO MODE.
"Should I press it?" Me: "Absolutely n—" TURBO MODE ACTIVATED!
OOPS! I’M A ROBOT!
(BEEP-BEEP!) CHROME ON MY BODY!
(SHEESH-SHEESH!) WOKE UP METAL,
NOW I’M FEELING SO FLY!
GOT A LITTLE RED LASER IN MY EYE!
CLICK-CLACK! BOOM-BOOM! DANCING LIKE A ROBOT IN MY BEDROOM!
(yeah!) Doing the robot dance!