Eggnog & Bad Decisions - The Sleigh Ride Saints

Well… (I said I was gonna behave tonight.) (You said that last

year!) That’s not important.

We started out real civilized Everybody dressed

up nice

Someone brought a bowl of eggnog And somebody brought it twice We

said we’d have one little glass Then we’d call it a night

Twenty minutes later

Somebody’s wearing Christmas lights

(Oh no!)

Eggnog and bad decisions

That’s how Christmas Eve goes

One minute you’re sitting at the table Next you’re dancing in your

clothes

Eggnog and bad decisions

We should probably know better

But if this is how the story goes We’ll remember it forever

Cousin Mike challenged Grandpa To a race around the tree

Grandpa said, “You’re gonna lose,” Then beat him by three

Somebody put a bowtie

On the neighbor’s cat Nobody knows who did it But we’re leaving

it like that

(Leave it like that!)

And somebody’s playing piano Who never learned to play

But he’s got confidence enough

To carry us all the way

Eggnog and bad decisions

That’s how Christmas Eve goes

One minute you’re telling stories Next you’re singing through your nose

Eggnog and bad decisions We’re making memories tonight

Tomorrow we’ll deny it all But tonight we’re doing fine

Did anybody see my sweater? (No!)

Did anybody move the presents? (No!)

Who put a Santa hat on the dog?

(You did!)

Oh. (hahaha) And who said we should start a conga line?

(UNCLE RAY!) …Of course it was Uncle Ray.

The clock says two in the morning

The kitchen looks like war

There’s wrapping paper everywhere And somebody’s sleeping on the floor

The Christmas tree is leaning

But somehow still alive

And everyone is laughing Just to know that we survived

Eggnog and bad decisions That’s how Christmas Eve goes We don’t need

a perfect Christmas We just need somewhere to go Eggnog and bad

decisions Raise a glass and sing along Tomorrow we’ll clean up everything

But tonight we carry on Eggnog and bad decisions What a beautiful

mess If this is what a Christmas memory is Then I guess

we passed the test

(Eggnog!) (Bad decisions!) (Eggnog!) (Bad decisions!) (EGGNOG AND

BAD DECISIONS!) (hahaha)

Same time next year?

(ABSOLUTELY NOT!) See you next year.