

(click
clack
click) Beep boop. Your request has been
processed.
Please hold.
Welcome to the cubicle circus!
Where the clown is your supervisor
(haha!) And the stapler is a high-wire act!
Spin the wheel of administrative pain! (hey!)
File the taxes in the pouring rain! (hey!)
Behold...
the printer...
it hath run out...
of magenta dye!
Oooo-lay-ee-dee-hoo!
(yodel-ay-ee-tee-hoo!) (low whale
hummmm)
(bubbles rising) Pack up the tents!
The audit
is complete! (hooray!)