

(do-bah,
do-bah)
I sit right here in this velvet chair With a controller and
a glassy stare Clock is spinning but I don't care Eighty-four hours
a day to spare (yeah)
I play Fortnite eighty-four hours a day
Shower a year ago but guess what
I'm a chud
I'm a chud
I'm a chud
I'm a chud I'm a chud
Dust on the screen,
tea on the tray
Lost in the loop while the seasons fade away
No water running
since last May
But I've got my battle pass display (oh-oh-oh)
I play Fortnite eighty-four hours a day
Shower a year ago but guess what
I'm a chud
I'm a chud
I'm a chud
I'm a chud I'm a chud
Eighty-four hours...
No showers... Just me and the game...