Claws Lost

(snort) Here

we go

again...

Five hundred dollars for a plastic box

To watch a mutant jump across some rocks

You press square to slash and triangle to leap

I fell asleep, man,

this design is cheap

Is that a yellow spandex suit?

Or did they recycle a generic asset loot?

Here comes the big swing!

Snikt, snikt, wall-climb, click and drag!

Watch the framerate heavily sag!

He's the best at what he does but what he does is

bore! (haha)

We wanted claws but we got a chore!

Another yellow marker on the screen

The clumsiest stealth mode you've ever seen

He weighs three hundred pounds of solid metal bones But he's sneaking

past these guards like they are clones

Is that a yellow spandex suit?

Or did they recycle a generic asset loot?

Here comes the big swing!

Snikt, snikt, wall-climb, click and drag!

Watch the framerate heavily sag!

He's the best at what he does but what he does is

bore! (haha)

We wanted claws but we got a chore!

Press X to heal,

press Y to sigh We waited six whole years for this guy?

(no

way!) Just

refund it... (claws retracting sound)

Snikt...

snap... sigh...