Brass Patch Riot

"Patch notes... version one point zero five."

"Oh no, not this again..."

"First. Hero mobility is reduced."

"We have increased the recovery duration." "Are you serious?!"

"Of all movement abilities by fifteen percent." "That ruins the whole dynamic!"

"Additionally, base armor is reduced." "Reduced!"

(what?!) "To compensate for passive health regeneration."

"Cooldown... increased!"

(no!) "Damage... reduced!"

(come on!) "Fixed...

fixed... fixed!"

"Ultimate charge requirements are increased." "That's a

joke!" "By twenty-five percent across all roles." "The game is dead!

It's literally unplayable!" "Fixed an

issue where players could escape the

map

boundary."

"But that was the only fun part!"

"Damage output has been reduced!"

"You're killing the meta!" "Increased!

Reduced! Cooldown! Fixed!" "Just revert the patch!"

"...

"Finally...

we

have updated

the localized text formatting."