Fartball Frenzy

(one, two, three, go!)

Cormac was running on the field so fast

Ready to kick but then he had a blast

He missed the ball and hit the grass (oh no!) Now there's

a funny sound coming from his pants

He's turning red,

he's losing control (screaming)

He's going to crash out instead of scoring a goal!

Cormac, why'd you have to crash out?

(fart noise)

Spinning on the field,

what is that sound about?

(pfffft) Flying through the air,

you are blowing away the team Goofy anime soccer is a wild

fever dream!

He took a shot but it was just hot air (whoosh) Now

all the defenders are running in despair (help us!) Cormac is unstoppable,

a gaseous force He's flying down the pitch on a very smelly

course

(why

Cormac, why?) He has unlocked the forbidden soccer power

In this dark, aromatic hour!

Cormac, why'd you have to crash out?

(fart noise) Spinning on the field,

what is that sound about?

(pfffft) Flying through the air,

you are blowing away the team Goofy anime soccer is a wild

fever dream!

(red

card!

red card!)

Cormac did it again!

(pfffft, ahahaha!)