Eddie’s Tuna Speedjump
(one,
two,
three,
go!)
Eddie is running at the speed of sound (zoooom!) Feet are barely
touching on the ground
He cracks a can of tuna for his lunch (yummm!) Packed with
power in every single crunch
Go
Eddie,
jump so high! (up in the sky!) Catch the footy,
make them wonder why!
He's playing AFL
in the stratosphere
(hooray!) Our tuna-powered hero has no fear!
He takes a bounce then leaps above the pack (whoosh!)
With fishy breath he makes his grand attack
He kicks it ninety meters through the posts (goal!) And now the
anime champion boasts
Go Eddie, jump so high!
(up in the sky!) Catch the footy,
make them wonder why!
He's playing AFL
in the stratosphere
(hooray!) Our tuna-powered hero has no fear!
(Eddie! Eddie!) (tuna
power!)