

It's a frying pan.
Apparently a very good one.
Nothing sticks.
Heat spreads around.
Handle stays useful.
Food stays...
browned.
Less oil required.
Quite easy to clean.
Possibly the greatest
pan ever seen.
Stone-derived coating.
Very impressive.
I suppose.
It fries an egg.
Exceptionally well.
MEGA!
STONE!
PAN OF DESTINY!
MEGA! STONE! SUPERIOR COOKERY!
Other pans exist.
That's unfortunate.
This one's non-stick.
So that's better.
Bacon goes in.
Bacon comes out.
Frankly I don't know
what more you want.
Raise the temperature.
Lower the expectations.
MEGA! STONE! MEGA!
STONE!
FORGED FOR BREAKFAST!
BUILT FOR TEA!
THE PINNACLE OF
FRYING-PAN
TECHNOLOGY!
Yeah.
It's quite good