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    • Megastone Ascendant

    Megastone Ascendant

    Froggington

    It's a frying pan.

    Apparently a very good one.

    Nothing sticks.

    Heat spreads around.

    Handle stays useful.

    Food stays... browned.

    Less oil required.

    Quite easy to clean.

    Possibly the greatest

    pan ever seen.

    Stone-derived coating.

    Very

    impressive. I suppose.

    It fries an egg.

    Exceptionally well.

    MEGA!

    STONE!

    PAN OF DESTINY!

    MEGA!

    STONE!

    SUPERIOR

    COOKERY!

    Other pans exist.

    That's unfortunate.

    This one's non-stick. So that's better.

    Bacon goes in.

    Bacon comes out.

    Frankly I don't know what more you want.

    Raise the temperature.

    Lower the expectations.

    MEGA! STONE! MEGA!

    STONE!

    FORGED FOR BREAKFAST! BUILT FOR TEA!

    THE PINNACLE

    OF

    FRYING-PAN

    TECHNOLOGY!

    Yeah.

    It's quite good

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