Queen of Threesomes

(Julia, yeah,

watch out!)

There’s a girl named Julia,

built like a wall,

Former rugby prop, she’ll tackle them all.

She walks in the room and the girls turn around,

Two stolen girlfriends and she’s nowhere to be found.

She’s loving and kind,

with a heart made of gold,

But give her a girlfriend and watch her unfold.

She’s kissed a few hearts and caused some regret,

And somehow she’s still everyone’s favorite threat.

She’s got that smile,

she’s got that charm,

She’ll steal your girl and mean no harm.

She’ll sit down close and whisper real slow,

“So… hypothetically… should we make this a trio?” (haha!)

Oh, Julia, Julia, queen of the night,

Rugby prop with a mischievous bite.

She loves deep talks underneath the moon,

Then asks the question way too soon.

She loves a lap dance,

loves getting wild, Then talks about life like a thoughtful child.

She’s sweet, she’s chaotic,

she’s one of a kind,

And somehow she leaves all the drama behind.

One night she was drunk and things went wrong,

Got a little too wild,

the night lasted long.

Came home with a story that nobody believed,

“Julia, what happened?” — “Honestly?

I don’t know, babe.” She’s got a thing for toes,

yeah, that’s her scene,

She’ll compliment your pedicure like it’s magazine.

She’s got her preferences,

she knows what she likes,

And she’ll tell you about them after midnight.

But there’s one little girl who can steal her heart,

Grace is her world right from the start.

No rugby match, no bar downtown,

Could ever make Julia let Grace down.

She’ll talk about Grace with the biggest smile,

And suddenly the chaos disappears for a while.

Because

underneath the jokes and the late-night schemes,

Julia’s got a heart bigger than anyone dreams.

Oh, Julia, Julia, raise up your glass,

To the rugby prop who’s built to last.

A lesbian legend with a heart so bright,

Chasing deep conversations all through the night.

She’s loving, she’s funny,

she’s wonderfully strange, She’ll steal your girl but she’ll never change.

From rugby fields to late-night delight,

That’s our Julia — and she’s doing alright!

So here’s to Julia,

loud and proud, Making her entrance and laughing too loud.

She loves her Grace,

she loves her crew,

And if she asks for a threesome…

Well, that’s just Julia being Julia too. (hahaha!)