Dookie Nose Dive

(one! two! three! four!)

I wasn't even talking to her,

sitting in the back She yells out "no way" and the whole

room starts to laugh Friend-zoned by the basement dweller,

didn't even try Now the teacher's glaring at me with an evil

eye

Kicked out of the classroom,

sent down the hall Straight into the bathroom,

pinned against the wall

(oh no, here it comes!)

Jumped in the bathroom,

cornered in the stall Shoved a pile of dookie up my nose

and through it all So I start to hum the songs from

my favorite tape Just a little melody to help me escape! (hmmmm-hmm-mmm)

Humming basket case while they lock the door

Lying face down on the sticky tile floor They think they broke

my spirit, think they won the fight But I got thirty-nine minutes

of green tunes tonight!

(hmmmm-hmm-mmm-hmm) I write a declaration on the stall (hmmmm-hmm-mmm-hmm)

Yeah, I am hummin' it all!

Humming through the hallway!

Humming through the pain!

Yeah, it's all in my brain! (hahaha!)