Sigma’s War Anthem

One, two, three, go!

I saw you standing there with your perfect hair I fell so

hard, but life's never fair You looked my way,

then you walked away With another girl holding hands today What the

sigma? Seriously, what the sigma?

Damn it all, my heart is in an enigma!

Then the sky split open,

green lights in the sky

Aliens came down to watch the world die!

They pulled me up high,

they set me straight They told me your secret and sealed my

fate! (What the sigma?!) You were a boy

all this damn time!

Now I'm on a rampage,

joining the fight! Turning every human into monkeys tonight!

Blox them up, pixelate the town Building real-life Fortnite,

tear it all down!

(hahaha) Throwing chug jugs,

fighting in the street!

Wait a minute...

I need a break.

(munch, munch) This pepperoni is the best I've had.

But now it's time to make you pay.

I'm hunting you down,

no place to hide!

My vengeance is here,

let the worlds collide!

What the sigma?! What the sigma?!

Go!