My name is gru

(hahaha) (yeah,

it's the boss)

I'm walking through the mall in a gray striped scarf Got a

giant metal ship and a plan for Mars My accent's kinda strange,

my posture is a curve But when it comes to plotting,

I got the absolute nerve

(ooooh, let's go)

Assemble all the yellow guys in the basement tier We got a

big scheme cooking for the end of the year

(get ready, get ready)

We are going to steal the moon!

Yeah we do it with a giant spoon!

Got the freeze ray,

watch your step

I'm the greatest mastermind yet!

(shrink it down,

shrink it down)

Adopted three girls, now I'm selling cookies too

Trying to be a dad but I got a heist to do

Vector's in the way with his orange tracksuit look But he can't

match the style of a legendary crook (no way,

get out of here)

Yeah,

freeze ray in my hand

Best villain in the land (shhh,

don't tell the minions)