

Yeah, yeah
Alright, let's have it
then
Woke up late, missed the eighty-six bus Conductor's shaking his head,
making a fuss So I'm walking past the chippy in the pouring
rain Soggy chips and a wet head,
here we go again Got my trackie on,
hood pulled right up tight Just trying to get some scouse down
me tonight
Ah,
you're joking, aren't you?
(no way)
Every single light is red (absolute joke)
That's just the way it goes down here
From the Albert Dock to the pier
(proper belter) Singing loud so the whole town can hear
Nipped into the newsagents for a can of pop Saw me cousin
Ste, had to tell him to stop
He's rabbiting on about some absolute state Of the footy last night,
says we're second rate I said "mate,
you're soft, we'll be fine by May"
Now where's me change?
I haven't got all day
Rain's stopping now, sun's trying to peek
Same old story, every day of the week (go on then)
That's just the way it goes down here
From the Albert Dock to the pier
(proper belter) Singing loud so the whole town can hear
Sound.
That'll do.
Just heading home now for me tea.
Tarar, mate.