Bat in the Hat Blues

(shhhh) October night, shadows getting long Underneath the streetlights,

something feeling wrong Whiskers in the dark,

pointed ears of black Saw a little shape strutting down the track

He was wearing top-hat velvet,

looking fly But he had a wicked sparkle in his eye

(oh no)

If I see a cat with the hat on Halloween

I’m gonna bring a bat to beat his ass That’s the cat

with the hat That’s the cat with the hat That’s the cat

with the hat That’s the cat with the hat

He’s knocking over pumpkins on the porch

Stalking through the yard like a burning torch

No treat, just tricking in his fancy gear But I got the

remedy right here

If I see a cat with the hat on Halloween

I’m gonna bring a bat to beat his ass That’s the cat

with the hat That’s the cat with the hat That’s the cat

with the hat That’s the cat with the hat

Yeah,

watch your step tonight

(watch out)

No feline in a top hat's getting by