The Guppy Sub-Bass Surge

Ayy…

Who brought the Guppy out?

Adam did. Again? Of course he did.

Do the Guppy, Trey Do the Guppy Everybody in

the room wanna see the Guppy

Do the Guppy, Trey Do the Guppy

Adam in the back yellin’,

“THAT’S MY GUPPY!” Glasses on Head cocked

Lookin’ kinda funny One face Whole room Now everybody loves it

Adam got his arms crossed Actin’ like he made me “That’s my

Guppy

right there— Don’t

nobody play with my baby.” Walked in normal,

minding my business Adam saw the crowd and immediately got ambitious “Yo

Trey—”

No.

“C’mon.” Absolutely not.

Five seconds later Everybody got their camera out Now I’m standing sideways

Glasses sitting low

Giving them the look That apparently steals the show I don’t know

when this became my occupation But Adam’s over there Running

Guppy operations Got no contract Got no fee Yet somehow this man

Keeps booking me Wedding?

Guppy. Camping? Guppy. Dinner with the family?

“TREY. GUPPY.” Man, leave me alone.

Do the Guppy, Trey Do the Guppy

Everybody in the room wanna see the Guppy

Do the Guppy, Trey Do the Guppy

Adam in the back yellin’,

“THAT’S MY GUPPY!”

Ladies and gentlemen…

You’re welcome.

What you are witnessing is a professionally managed Guppy.

Please do not approach the Guppy without speaking to management.

That’s me.

I’m management.

I don’t Guppy I facilitate

I see opportunity I cultivate Trey walks in I survey the room

Couple people bored? Time for Guppy to bloom “Get over here.” Adam,

no. “Put the glasses on.” They’re already on.

“EVEN BETTER.” I know the product I know the brand

One little face And the people understand I got Guppy exposure Guppy

demand

Guppy appearances All over the land You want the Guppy?

Talk to me.

Corporate Guppy? Talk to me.

Private event? Talk to me.

Birthday package? Premium fee.

One Guppy

Two Guppy

Three in the mirror

Adam

sees a crowd And suddenly he appears “Ladies!

Gentlemen! Gather around!” Trey looks annoyed—

Adam gets proud. “Do the thing.” What thing?

“You know the thing.” I hate you.

“DO. THE. GUPPY.” 😎 Do the Guppy,

Trey Do the Guppy

Everybody in the room wanna see the Guppy Do the Guppy,

Trey Do the Guppy Adam in the back yellin’,

“THAT’S MY GUPPY!”

Glasses on Head cocked Everybody laughing Adam standing nearby Like somehow he

made it happen I’m the Guppy He’s the Pimp That’s the family

story

One man makes the face One man takes the glory Mirror on

the wall Now there’s six of me

Adam sees the picture: “THIS IS BIG,

T.” No. “We franchise.” No.

“Guppy International.” Absolutely not.

“Guppy LLC.” ADAM. He got merchandise ideas Before breakfast Talking ’bout licensing

Like we’re doing Netflix Meanwhile I’m just standing there Holding my phone

Trying to figure out How this thing got grown Started as a

face Now apparently a movement Adam got a PowerPoint Called Guppy Improvement

Slide one: Trey. Slide two: Money.

Slide three just says: MORE GUPPY.

Do the Guppy, Trey Do the Guppy Family sees the glasses Everybody

wants the Guppy

Do the Guppy, Trey Do the Guppy Adam steps forward: “Hold up.

Before anybody gets another Guppy… We need to discuss my commission.” Trey:

“Adam… you don’t even do the Guppy.” Adam: “I don’t have to.”

… “I pimp the Guppy.” 🎤 THE GUPPY.