One Pass Riddim

One photo! (One pass!) Twen'y-six milli!

(One pass!) Yeah!

NO GRAPHICS CARD, NO BOTHER,

CPU run it proper,

train it heavy on the big machine,

then send one picture through clean.

(clean, yeah)

Millions of frog photos spinning round and round,

big GPU hot, making a heavy sound.

Weights are changing, adjusting the dial,

machine learning what a frog looks like after a while.

Whole big factory build the ride,

turn one key and you’re outside! (vroom)

Pack up the code,

put the weights inside,

little Docker box where the code can hide.

CPU-only on a cheap little server,

same frog brain, now it work even firmer.

Out on the web,

sitting safe and sound,

ready for the test when the file comes round!

Frog or not! (One pass!)

Send me one photo. (Sent.)

Ninety-nine percent frog.

(Dat’s a snooker table.) ...green though.

Green ting — frog ting?

NO!

Green cloth — frog?

NO!

Machine seh frog.

WHY? (hahaha)

Little box safe, little box tight,

nothing get saved when you send your file.

No cyber lecture, keep the limits proper,

just one clean pass,

make it run with no bother!

NO GRAPHICS CARD, NO BOTHER,

(no bother!) CPU run it proper,

train it heavy on the big machine,

then send one picture through clean.

Train it heavy, run it light,

little frog machine online all night,

one small picture, one pass through,

frog or not

— it answer you!

One photo

— one pass. (One pass.) Yeah,

CPU proper.

Still need fix that green ting.