Ketamine Hotline Runnings
Ring-ring-ring! Hotline connect!
Ketamine hotline! Ketamine hotline!
When the ting go wrong better ring that line!
(HOTLINE!) Booyaka!
Ketamine hotline! Ring-ring,
ketamine hotline!
Too much ket and you lose your mind,
Ring-ring, ketamine hotline! (HOTLINE!) Ketamine hotline!
Tell dem one more time!
One cheeky bump turn a terrible night,
Ketamine hotline!
Not a line, not a lot,
just a cheeky bump,
Little bit there, then me legs go numb.
One more dab, now the room get strange,
Man look down, whole floor rearrange.
Try stand up,
body say nope, Grab for the table,
miss by a postcode.
Mate say “easy,” mate say “slow,” But man already halfway down the
K-hole! (K-HOOOLE!) K-hole!
Deep inna K-hole!
Where did me knees go?
Nobody know! (WHOA!) K-hole!
Deep inna K-hole! Man see the carpet
and
call it his
bro!
Phone in me hand but the phone look wide,
Try press nine, end up calling outside.
Eyes half shut, mouth gone dry,
Ask man the time,
him say “Thursday night.”
Bathroom mission, pressure and pain,
Been back three times,
now he’s trying again.
Then from the cubicle,
victory plea: “Ooh ee,
I did a pee!
The ket got me!” Cutting up a line Not lookin very fine
“Ooh ee, I did a pee!
The ketamine fee!”
Ketamine hotline! Ring-ring, ketamine hotline!
Bladder saying “brother, please give me some time!” (HOTLINE!) Ketamine hotline!
Ketamine hotline! Funny little habit
till your organs resign!
Ring-ring! “Ketamine hotline, state your emergency.” “I think...
I may be inside the sofa.”
“How much did you take?”
“Not a line, not a lot...” “Sir.”
“...just a cheeky bump.”
“Sir, you have said that six times.”
Too much!
Too deep!
Can’t walk!
Can’t speak! K-hole calling,
better retreat! Funny for a minute then you’re missing your feet!
Too much!
Too fast! Bladder getting fucked,
that joke won’t last!
Ketamine hotline!
Ring-ring, ketamine hotline!
One cheeky bump turn a terrible night,
Ketamine hotline! Ketamine hotline!
Hear the warning sign!
If you’re chasing that hole,
better leave
it behind! Ketamine hotline!
Ketamine hotline!
“Ooh ee, I did a pee!” The K
got me “Ooh ee,
I did a pee!” The Ketamine fee
Mate...
that’s not a flex... (shhhhh)
Ketamine hotline.