Lucas’s Crispy FIFA Trap
(tick tock,
tick tock)
Lucas sits inside his room all day
Controller in his hand,
he wants to play
He guides his team across the screen so fast
Forgetting how the outside hours passed (ooh-ooh)
He's skinny as a wire,
a slender frame
But nutritional value is not his game
No greens in sight,
no heavy meals to cook
Just check the pantry in his favorite nook
He lives on donuts,
Pepsi, cheese and onion crisps (crunch crunch)
Fueling every victory with carbonated sips
Yeah, Lucas rules the virtual league on the floor
Then cracks another fizzy can and scores once more
His avatar is running down the wing
While sugar rush makes his keyboard sing
A box of glazed and a blue plastic bottle
Keep his thumb-joints working at full throttle
(crunch,
sip)
He lives on donuts,
Pepsi, cheese and onion crisps (crunch crunch)
Fueling every victory with carbonated sips
Yeah, Lucas rules the virtual league on the floor
Then cracks another fizzy can and scores once more
(score once more!)
Skinny Lucas, controller in hand
Best digital athlete in the land
Just one more match...
(fizz bubble pop)