Red, White, Laughs

(haw haw) Well, listen up y'all!

I bought a giant eagle

painted on my hood My neighbors said it's tacky but I think

it looks real good Got a pool filled with gravy and an

air-conditioned shed And a statue of a hot dog sitting right beside

my bed (hell yeah!)

From the mountains to the valleys To the drive-thru down the street

We got twenty different cheeses On every single thing we eat

Oh, America,

the land of the free!

Where we supersize the soda and the sweet iced tea!

Yeah, we're living large and we're laughing loud With a cheese-covered eagle

making us proud! (ooh-wee!)

My lawnmower's got a V8 and a cup holder too

I use it to go shopping like the local bigwigs do

I got a stars-and-stripes tuxedo for the barbecue grill

If the smoke don't get you then the brisket surely will (yeehaw!) (whooooa!)

Oh, we're living large

In the land of the free

Now hand me that remote control... (snore)