

Ayy… Who
brought the Guppy out?
Adam did. Again?
Of course he did.
Do the Guppy, Trey Do the Guppy Everybody in the room wanna
see the
Guppy
Do the Guppy, Trey Do the Guppy
Adam in the back yellin’,
“THAT’S MY GUPPY!” Glasses on Head cocked
Lookin’ kinda funny One face Whole room
Now everybody loves it
Adam got his arms
crossed Actin’
like he made me “That’s my Guppy right there— Don’t nobody play
with my baby.”
Walked in normal, minding my business Adam saw the crowd and immediately
got ambitious “Yo Trey—” No.
“C’mon.” Absolutely not.
Five seconds later Everybody got their camera out
Now I’m standing sideways Glasses sitting low Giving them the look That
apparently steals the show I don’t know when this became my occupation
But Adam’s over there Running Guppy operations Got no contract Got no
fee Yet somehow this man Keeps booking me Wedding?
Guppy. Camping? Guppy. Dinner with the family?
“TREY. GUPPY.” Man, leave me alone.
Do the Guppy, Trey Do the Guppy
Everybody in the room wanna see the Guppy
Do the Guppy, Trey Do the Guppy
Adam in the back yellin’,
“THAT’S MY GUPPY!”
Ladies and gentlemen…
You’re welcome.
What you are witnessing is a professionally managed Guppy.
Please do not approach the Guppy without speaking to management.
That’s me.
I’m management.
I don’t Guppy I facilitate
I see opportunity I cultivate Trey walks in I survey the room
Couple people bored? Time for Guppy to bloom “Get over here.” Adam,
no. “Put the glasses on.” They’re already on.
“EVEN BETTER.” I know the product I know the brand
One little face And the people understand I got Guppy exposure Guppy
demand
Guppy appearances All over the land You want the Guppy?
Talk to me.
Corporate Guppy? Talk to me.
Private event? Talk to me.
Birthday package? Premium fee.
One Guppy
Two Guppy
Three in the mirror
Adam
sees a crowd And suddenly he appears “Ladies!
Gentlemen! Gather around!” Trey looks annoyed—
Adam gets proud. “Do the thing.” What thing?
“You know the thing.” I hate you.
“DO. THE. GUPPY.” 😎 Do
the Guppy, Trey Do the Guppy Everybody in the room wanna see
the Guppy Do the Guppy,
Trey Do the Guppy Adam in the back yellin’,
“THAT’S MY GUPPY!”
Glasses on Head cocked
Everybody laughing Adam standing nearby Like somehow he made it happen
I’m the Guppy He’s the Pimp That’s the family story
One man makes the face
One
man takes the glory Mirror on the wall Now there’s six of
me
Adam sees the picture: “THIS IS BIG,
T.” No. “We franchise.” No.
“Guppy International.” Absolutely not.
“Guppy LLC.” ADAM. He got merchandise ideas Before breakfast Talking ’bout licensing
Like we’re doing Netflix Meanwhile I’m just standing there Holding my phone
Trying to figure out How this thing got grown Started as a
face Now apparently a movement Adam got a PowerPoint Called Guppy Improvement
Slide one: Trey. Slide two: Money.
Slide three just says: MORE GUPPY.
Do the Guppy, Trey Do the Guppy Family sees the glasses Everybody
wants the Guppy Do the Guppy,
Trey Do the Guppy Adam steps forward: “Hold up.
Before anybody gets another Guppy… We need to discuss my commission.” Trey:
“Adam… you don’t even do the Guppy.” Adam: “I don’t have to.”
… “I pimp the Guppy.” 🎤 THE
GUPPY.