Recursive

(hufff...

pufff... croak... hufff)

So we scale horizontally,

right?

(wait, is that a mile marker?)

Ensure the queue is durable.

No, wait, did I document that?

I should have documented that.

(ah, my left knee feels...

off)

Is that a common frog,

or is it a toad?

But what about the event store state?

(hufff) If the network partitions,

we lose the sequence!

Did I eat enough oats?

(no,

optimization is key!) Optimize the stride length,

optimize the database.

Why are we using JSON here?

Why?

Why!

(WE MUST RE-INDEX THE NODES!)

(hufff, pufff) Keep the pace!

Five miles left.

Did we settle the

API version? No! We

didn't! We never did!

(arghhh!) (hufff...

pufff...) (croak... beep)

Everything is connected!

The loop is perfect!

Optimised!

(wait, is this the right path?)