Forehead Ascension

Before the empire…

Before the wars…

Before the Tungerson…

There was a prophecy.

“When the forehead reaches the heavens… the chosen one shall awaken.”

ERIC. (boooom)

They said it was a forehead,

but they didn't understand,

It was an ancient weapon hidden inside the land.

Bigger than his dreams,

bigger than the sky,

Eric looks up once and the clouds ask why.

Five-head? Nah, bro, that's outdated,

His forehead evolved, now it's fully upgraded.

Scientists studied it, couldn't explain the size,

NASA took one look and cancelled the skies. (hahaha)

Every step he takes,

the prophecy grows,

The legendary forehead continues to show.

A beam of light shines straight from his head,

The entire classroom knows—

THE PROPHECY HAS SPREAD.

THE FOREHEAD PROPHECY! Written in the stone!

Eric's forehead's growing— It has claimed the throne!

Bigger than the mountains,

Bigger than the seas,

Eric's forehead got its own ZIP CODE AND GPS. (yeah)

THE FOREHEAD PROPHECY! The legend has begun!

When Eric enters the room,

THE SUN HAS TO RUN.

Eric steps onto the court,

basketball in hand, But his forehead's got enough surface to land.

He shoots one jumper,

the ball hits the rim,

But the forehead catches it— “COME BACK,

I'M HIM.” His dreams are getting bigger,

but the forehead's ahead,

By the time he's finished talking,

his forehead's been fed.

Bro doesn't need a flashlight walking at night,

Turn sideways once and the forehead reflects light. (whoosh)

The head…

The legend…

The prophecy…

They tried to measure it.

THE RULER BROKE.

They tried to map it.

THE GPS LOST SIGNAL.

They tried to contain it.

THE WALLS COULDN'T HOLD.

Now Eric stands tall—well,

relatively speaking, But the forehead's so powerful the ceiling is creaking.

He raises his head,

the whole world goes bright,

The prophecy's complete—

FOREHEAD ASCENSION TONIGHT.

Enemies tremble, the legends all flee,

Eric's forehead has finally reached its destiny.

From classroom jokes to mythical fame,

The forehead has risen—

REMEMBER THE NAME.

THE FOREHEAD PROPHECY! THE LEGEND IS ALIVE!

ERIC'S FOREHEAD HAS ASCENDED— THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE!

Bigger than his dreams,

Bigger than the sky,

If you see a giant shadow— ERIC JUST WALKED BY. (ahhhh)

And the prophecy says…

One day… The forehead will be bigger

than the empire itself.

THE END.