

(tchk-tchk-tchk-tchk) So,
Ben Macdui next?
Or Cairn Gorm?
Weather looks heavy over the tops.
Could do Stùc a' Chròin if the rain holds off.
Nah,
too far south.
Look at the map.
Beinn Alligin,
Liathach, Beinn Eighe.
That's a massive day,
mate. My knees are gone from last week.
(caw caw) Ben Alder...
Schiehallion...
Buachaille
Etive Mòr (yeah) Bidean nam Bian An Teallach,
Sgùrr nan
Gillean
Ben Lawers is soft,
let's do Lochnagar.
Or Ben Avon?
Aonach Mòr?
Aonach Beag?
Sgùrr Alasdair is vertical,
forget that.
Liathach, Beinn Eighe, An Teallach!
(no chance) Sgùrr nan Gillean,
Ben Alder! Wait, we missed the turn—